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Revit Haiku

Postby corinoco » 17 Jan 2007, 13:30

Your're not a proper internet forum unless you have some haiku.

So, here are some Revit haiku.


Another version,
Still Revit has many bugs;
But we keep paying.

Section reference;
My one true friend in Revit.
You never fail me.

A massing model;
curtain walls in sweeping curves!
change! - And start again.

Revit library -
So many objects to use;
No sense of order.

Worksets sometimes work;
if all users know ju-ju.
If not - then give up.

Error has occured -
Continue without saving;
don't bother - close it.

(damn, I'm trying to write something good here, honest!)

Revit is fickle,
But go back to AutoCAD;
Feel a world of pain.

(sort of...)

Revit is my friend
needs a fast PC to run;
also good for games!


Arigato!

Remember - all replies in Haiku! (That's 5-7-5 syllables! Katana & wakisashi optional)
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby MICK_REVIT_UP » 17 Apr 2009, 15:53

You have lost it!

Unfortunately I’m not far behind......

Revit has put my brain in a blender
Revit !
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby corinoco » 18 Apr 2009, 13:22

Ah, young grasshopper;
Learn Haiku you must, my friend,
then: Revit Master!
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby Wesley » 24 Apr 2009, 19:17

to Revit we must!
Autodesk insanity
Spring is still afar...

suitably enigmatic?? (at least, that's my excuse)
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby corinoco » 27 Apr 2009, 15:13

Revit twenty-ten
'undo' very well hidden
makes 'em do it right
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby corinoco » 27 Apr 2009, 15:16

post above quite vague
refers to memory use
'undo' eats it all
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby corinoco » 28 Sep 2009, 10:33

you know you're famous
when spammers from far countries
dig for gold in cad

what use do we have
for trinkets to use in games?
- 3AM deadline!
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby corinoco » 13 Nov 2009, 14:39

To call Great Cthulu:
Revit Family Edit -
siguls of ref planes

sing out across time,
awakening great powers
that make Revit die;

but I still edit,
I must make this family
for I need symbols

to make sense of plans.
Maybe it will work, some day
When the stars are right.
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby corinoco » 30 Jul 2010, 12:26

They spam us so much
We slap them down, endlessly
Modern whack-a-mole

They spend so much time
sending unread pleas for cash
we will ignore them

Read this wisdom, fools!
You waste the worlds best resource!
trying learning; it's cool!
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby Wesley » 23 Oct 2010, 15:04

Here are some actual Japanese error messages:

The Web site you seek
cannot be located,
but countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.

Having been erased,
the document you're seeking
must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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Re: Revit Haiku

Postby corinoco » 14 Dec 2010, 12:35

Another year gone
Still Revit won't read my mind;
its I still must read.

Wii controller works!
But not with Revit nor CAD;
hey! I must get fit!

So: iPad, iPhone...
iCad? iBuild? iRevit?
WHEN? We all wonder...
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